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Klopp still angry about steamboat snub
Klopp still angry about steamboat snub
AP - March 5, 2025
Jurgen Klopp is yet again angry with his longtime rival, El Gato. Klopp's disdain is said by insiders to be fueling Klopp's Liverpool squad's recent torrid streak. Klopp was recently asked his thoughts on being snubbed for the highly prestigious Steamboat Soccer Club Coach of the Month Award and his only response was ".....I loathe felines"
El gato raking in the hardware
El gato raking in the hardware
USA Today - March 4, 2025
El Gato continues to enrage his european rivals by raking in the hardware recently taking the coveted Steamboat Soccer Club Coach of the Month Award out from under long time tense rivals Jurgen Klopp and Pep Guardiola. Beloved big-wig corporate sponsor El Bagre was quoted adding fuel to the fire saying "It really was a no-brainer, there was no competition" putting El Bagre on Klopp's rage radar going forward.
Guardiola Inconsolable after crushing heartbreak
Guardiola Inconsolable after crushing heartbreak
Yahoo Sports - March 5, 2025
City Manager Pep Guardiola, having recently announced he is in full remission of his debilatiting bout with ailurophobia (a persistant fear of cats), is reportedly now said to be inconsolable over his losing out to long time rival El Gato for the highly sought after Steamboat Soccer Club Coach of the Month award recently. Doctors are concerned about a possible ailurophobic relapse. Guardiola could not be reached for comment but a loud shrieking was heard outside the Man City training complex.
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